qas

CB lahz~~~ qas 3 fucking hours....walan...so freaking tired lahz...drag until 8 then eat my first meal...hungry until i full le...somemore dad and mum still force me to eat...make me puke when i reached home...fuck sia...haiz...then thursday still got another test...really cb...haiz...today also sianz...almost nv finish my paper...luckily i noe how to do..if not i really slap the teacher....20 sample...siao arz...i count until my hand cui...sianz...anyway, now relax abit...drinkin red wine now...so nice...hahaz....and so tired...
hahaz...my life is a disaster...me myself is a disaster too....i'm freaking stubborn, freaking annoying and freaking stupid...hahaz....but thats me...wish i can just have a prince to sweep me away from my life...hahaz...today i saw some funny msg in my mum's phone...so cute...hahaz...it goes liddis:

甲: 你年薪多少?

乙: 800 万.

甲: 那你一個月有70萬喔!

乙: 是的, 這是基本工資.

甲羨慕的說: 不錯嗎..那你做甚麽的?

乙: 作夢的!

lol rite...abit lame but when feeling down, its so funny...hahaz...got another one....goes liddis arz:

七種不可以娶的女人:
(1) 空姐: 她總是在"上面".
(2) 買面的: 來喔! 我"下面"給你吃!
(3) 幼稚園老師: 她常說: "來我們"再來一次"!
(4) 護士小姐: 她常說: "快把褲子脫下來"!
(5) 小學老師: 她常說: "做不好,就罰你重做一百遍!"
(6) 車长小姐: 她常說:"再進去一點, 裡面還很空!"
(7) 麥當勞小姐: "謝謝. 59 秒內完成...下一位!"

yup i noe its abit mature rated joke...but who cares~~hahaz...lol...okie lahz..i go watch my show le...gotta watch more today....tml chiong chiong chiong~~ ai bia ah jia a nia~~

adios amigo~~